I am a proud mother of several novels, and a geeky member of several fandoms including, but not limited to: Sherlock, Doctor Who, LoTR, Supernatural, ASoIaF, Young Avengers, etc, etc.
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”